Why Do Zebras Have Stripes...

"Why do Zebras have stripes?"

"So people can tell them apart from horses."

"Mo-oomm, it's so emilys can't see them."

"Emilys?"

"E-m-e-n-i-e-s."

"Emenies?"

"For camoflauge Mo-oomm!"

"Oh, you mean so enemies can't see them."


"That's what I said."

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"Sprout, Feed the Dog."

"But, but, but..."

"You don't want your doggie to starve do you?"

"But I'm trying to eat my breakfast and I'm a starving little kid!"