Ashlyn found this whistle in the toy box the other morning and began blowing to her heart's content. Unfortunately for me, this was before my morning cup of Joe. Clearly, she did not follow the number one survival strategy regarding blowing the whistle: before taking any irreversible steps, talk to your family or close friends about your decision to blow the whistle.
Apparently, she knows something that I don't! Maybe she is part of The Whistleblower Protection Program!