"Y Itchy A"

Scene: Family gathered at dining room table, lights dim...

Take 1 (goes something like this)

Me (to Austin): "How was school today?"
Austin: "Good."
Me: "What did you learn about?"
Austin: "Letters of the Alphabet. And I learned a new song today; do you want to hear it?"
Me: "Of course; let's here it."
Austin: "Y Itch-y A, Y Itch-y A, Y Itch-y AAAAA-AA."
Me: (Bursting with laughter) "Isn't it YMCA?" (as I demonstrate the dance moves).
Austin: "No, it's Y Itch-y A MOM!"

Quality Education at its finest! :)

Take 2...